Fleischpeitsche

German words for penis: Fleischpeitsche, Schwengel, Lümmel, Kantholz

According to studies, the German manhood is rather average when measured in size. However, what Germany lacks in magnitude, it compensates in the sheer amount of words to describe “it”.

Elfenbein

Elfenbein: The German word for ivory literally translates to "pixie's leg"

Let me get totally clear on this: if you think it is a good idea to wear ivory products, someone should knock your teeth out and carve them into miniature middle fingers pointing at you. 

Zahnfleisch

Zahnfleisch: The German word for gums literally translates to “tooth flesh“

Well, you won’t disagree that this is another one of these words that makes perfect sense if you think about it. It simply describes the fleshy tissue surrounding your teeth. Ergo: tooth flesh.