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Day: March 14, 2022

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In Germany, women are the ones who are in the lead when it comes to cheating. At least, that’s what a representative study from 2020 suggests.

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...at least when they are dealing with a company f

...at least when they are dealing with a company from the Catholic parts of Germany.
A special shout out to my weirdos in the north and east for keeping business running today 💪🚀
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Germany had it’s fair share of “booze ideas”

Germany had it’s fair share of “booze ideas” in recent years - from PKW-Maut to Transrapid to Heizungsgesetz…
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The expression comes from a time when only a few p

The expression comes from a time when only a few paths were paved. So pedestrians could not avoid dirty shoes. Therefore, before entering someone's house, people would often clean their shoes with a walking stick. Still, the stick revealed that the visitor had walked through dirt - and dirt was then, just as today, associated with guilt and sin.
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The expression probably goes back to the Yiddish "

The expression probably goes back to the Yiddish "hech suppa", which means "strong wind." 🐟💨
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Will you go with or without the "ẞ" this long we

Will you go with or without the "ẞ" this long weekend...? 😉🍻🍷🍹🍸 I will go to a Polish wedding in Kraków, so my plans are pretty obvious... 😉🇵🇱❤️
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The term goes back to the hamster’s ability to c

The term goes back to the hamster’s ability to collect vast quantities of supplies in its cheek pouches. Just like the Germans’ ability to stash vast quantities of noodles and toilet paper in March 2020... 🧻🍝
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As you probably know, the term refers to a day tha

As you probably know, the term refers to a day that falls between a holiday and a weekend day that is free anyway, so a large part of the workers uses it for a long weekend. If you still need to work today: Thank you so much for keeping the „Bruttosozialprodukt“ up and running 💪❤️
If you look into online dictionaries like dict.cc, they offer the term "bridge day" as a translation. However, I'm not quite sure if this is an expression that is actually used in the English speaking world. Please, correct me if I'm wrong.
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Who of you knows this expression? To be quite hone

Who of you knows this expression? To be quite honest, I hardly ever hear it in the Frankfurt region where I live... However, it was suggested a lot to me by my northern German weirdos 😉⚓️
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It's used similarly to the English term “time to

It's used similarly to the English term “time to get cracking!"
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A very famous one is "Nie ohne Seife waschen" ("ne

A very famous one is "Nie ohne Seife waschen" ("never wash without soap"), where the first letters of each word represent the 4 cardinal directions "Norden," "Süden," "Osten," "Westen" in clockwise order. Who of you knows another one?
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For all you language nerds out there: This kind of

For all you language nerds out there: This kind of self-contradicting words are referred to as “oxymorons“ in linguistic terms. They also exist in English - just think of expressions like “bitter sweet” or “awfully good.”
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It translates to something like “when flies fly

It translates to something like “when flies fly after flies, flies follow flies.”
Admittedly, it’s not half as lunatic as the famous English phrase, “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.” Who of you can translate that one?
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The expression is downright ancient. It was first

The expression is downright ancient. It was first documented in a book by the early New High German poet Johann Fischart, published around 1577, in which he described water as "the wine given to the geese by God".
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The origin of this phrase goes back to the time of

The origin of this phrase goes back to the time of courtly society in the Middle Ages. At that time, the art of flower language or "language of flowers" was very popular. Flowers were used to convey certain meanings and messages. For example, red roses stood for love, white lilies for innocence, and red carnations for admiration.
So if a person had something unpleasant or critical to say, they could express it through their choice of flowers and their meanings without directly offending or hurting the person. In this way, the person could convey their message "through the flower" and still remain polite and respectful.
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My book is now available 📖🇩🇪
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German Is Weird:
Crazy Words von Arschkarte bis Zielwasser – from “ass card” to “aiming water”
Get it now from Amazon or follow the link in the bio for all order details ☝️
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The first evidence of this expression dates back t

The first evidence of this expression dates back to the 1830s. At that time, it was quite common for farm women to pluck a chicken together with someone else. This gave them time to talk to each other for a longer time. This can explain part of today's meaning, that you want to have a clarifying conversation with someone as calmly as possible.
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Feeling confused? You should! 😵‍💫🤯 #ge

Feeling confused? You should! 😵‍💫🤯
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"Trick 17" traditionally refers to solutions that

"Trick 17" traditionally refers to solutions that are original and unusual, but at the same time easy to apply and practically always work. This is precisely what is today known internationally (and more recently also in Germany) as a "life hack".
The expression probably comes from the old English card game "Whist.“ Here, 17 is the highest possible number for a trick (in German: “Stich”).
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German Is Weird:
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Many nations have their weird delicacies. The Fren

Many nations have their weird delicacies. The French have Roquefort cheese. The Mexicans have fried locusts. The Americans have pineapples on their pizzas. The Germans, however, they have Mettbrötchen.
It's an open sandwich with raw minced pork which is usually comsumed by physically working people with high energy demands - hence the nickname “Maurermarmelade" ("bricklayers' jam”) or "Bauarbeitermarmelade“ (construction workers’ jam”) for the meat spread.
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Ultimate Monday lifehack: If you screw something u

Ultimate Monday lifehack: If you screw something up today at work - just try to shove it into your colleague's shoes 😇🦹‍♂️👞
Origin: In the past, thieves actually often hid their loot briefly in the shoes of other residents of the place they were staying in. If someone then found the stolen things, the person on whom the things were found was simply accused of theft. Thus, the true thief literally shoved the blame into the shoes of an innocent person.
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I just recently heard that less than 50 percent of

I just recently heard that less than 50 percent of Germans are members of one of the major churches today.... So it is likely that there will be no more "Amen" in many church buildings very soon... ⛪️
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The word describes a little schnaps that Germans d

The word describes a little schnaps that Germans drink whenever they need a good aim—like bowling, minigolf, or a shooting gallery at Oktoberfest. No matter how effective Zielwasser turns out to be, I clearly prefer drunk Germans when they are unarmed. 🍻🔫
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Before the 1996 spelling reform, there were way fe

Before the 1996 spelling reform, there were way fewer of them. Back then, you would have spelled all the words listed in the example with just 2 equal consonants in a row (e.g. “Bassaite”). However, a word like “Sauerstoffflasche” (“oxygen tank”) was spelled like this even before the spelling reform, because the second part of the compound word (“Flasche”) starts with multiple consonants, whereas for all the other examples (“Tuch,” “Saite,” “Fahrt,” “Papier”), it starts with only one. As you can probably tell, this was a complicated mess, so I believe this part of the spelling reform actually makes a lot of sense.
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That being said, I wish you all a fantastic Easter

That being said, I wish you all a fantastic Easter weekend 🐣🐇 If you spend it in Germany, try „Osterlamm“ - the only kind of lamb even vegetarians can eat 🐑
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Just look behind your desk and I'm sure you'll fin

Just look behind your desk and I'm sure you'll find it... ;)
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