Dictionary of Weirdness
Ehrenrunde: If you have to repeat a year at school in Germany, you are “running a victory lap”

Ehrenrunde

Winston Churchill did it – and so did former German President Christian Wulff as well as Thomas Mann, winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. And Eminem, of course.

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"Eierlegende Wollmilchsau" translates to "egg-laying wooly dairy pig". The term is used in German language to describe an all-in-one solution.

Eierlegende Wollmilchsau

This beautiful German term that is used for persons, devices and anything else that is required (or advertised) to serve an unrealistic number of purposes in a perfect way.

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Einen Korb kriegen: When you are rejected by your crush in Germany, you literally "get a basket".

Einen Korb kriegen

The phrase “einen Korb kriegen” is very commonly used in Germany to describe the situation where someone is rejected. Originally, this expression developed from a medieval custom.

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Eisprung: When a woman ovulates, Germans will say she has her ‘egg jump.’

Eisprung

Non-native-speaking women in Germany should not be surprised when they are asked questions like “when did you have your last egg jump” at the gynecologist.

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Elefantenrennen ("elephant race"): That’s how Germans refer to a lengthy overtaking maneuver of two or more trucks on the Autobahn

Elefantenrennen

German LKW just don’t look as badass as American trucks. Plus, they tend to block the roads with lengthy and completely out-of-place overtaking maneuvers just when I want to get home quickly because I have Flitzkacke. 

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Elefantenrunde ("elephant round"): Germany’s election-night ritual: A panel discussion with all party leaders where winners bask in glory, losers grumble, and at least one candidate refuses to accept reality

Elefantenrunde

Like everywhere else in the world, politicians in Germany are often compared to animals—and not always in the most flattering way. But every four years, when we call the grandees of the political parties “elephants,” it’s not meant as an insult.

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Elfenbein: The German word for ivory literally translates to "pixie's leg"

Elfenbein

Let me get totally clear on this: if you think it is a good idea to wear ivory products, someone should knock your teeth out and carve them into miniature middle fingers pointing at you. 

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Erbsenzähler ("pea counter"): That’s what Germans call a very pedantic person, and believe me, you will find a good amount of pea counters in this country...

Erbsenzähler

There are tons of clichés about German manners, most of them revolving around our somewhat pedantic attitude. In other words: Germans will break out in sweat if not everything is in perfect order.

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Erdbeerwoche "strawberry week": A very creative way to refer to menstruation in German

Erdbeerwoche

Erdbeerwoche is a undeniably awesome euphemism for that time of the month. There are even more hilarious expressions for mother nature’s gift.

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Erdmöbel ("earth furniture"): A charmingly bureaucratic word for “casket” that originated in communist East Germany

Erdmöbel

The GDR existed for 40 years. Long enough to leave traces in language. Probably the best-known example is the “anti-fascist protective wall” – a.k.a. “Die Mauer.”

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Eselsbrücke: When you are making up a little memory hook, Germans will say you are building a “donkey bridge”

Eselsbrücke

It has probably nothing to do with donkeys being stupid, but rather a bit stubborn. They refuse to wade through water – so their owners have to build an improvised bridge to make them cross a creek.

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Extrawurst: When you receive special treatment or exclusive privileges, Germans will say you “get an extra sausage”

Extrawurst

For instance, if a colleague gets a higher wage or more interesting tasks because he’s a personal friend of your boss, the rest of the company will rightfully accuse him of getting “Extrawürste”

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Fahrstuhl: An elevator is called a “drive chair” in German,though I have never seenanyone sitting in there

Fahrstuhl

I have witnessed people doing the weirdest stuff inside an elevator. Sitting on the floor and taking a rest is not one of them.

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When you order this strange sounding dish in German restaurants, you will be served a slice of meat loaf

Falscher Hase

We Germans are very straightforward people. We really don’t have a reputation for pretending. So how can it be that we supposedly fake something in our kitchen of all places?

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Feierabend ("celebration evening"): This is how Germans describe the “end of the working day” in one beautiful word. I honestly have no idea how other languages get by without a term like this.

Feierabend

This beautiful word does not have its origins in the German after-work party culture, but was originally used for the evening before a public holiday, until it was reinterpreted in the 16th century.

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Fettnäpfchen: When you make a social faux pas or unintentionally say something embarrassing, Germans will say you “stepped into the grease pot”

Fettnäpfchen

It’s what you might call a classic “Faux pas”. Like when you made that stupid fat joke in front of your overweight colleague. Or when you offered a cigarette to an asthmatic. 

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Feuerzeug: A cigarette lighter is simply called a "fire thing" in German

Feuerzeug

The German language seems to have an obscure obsession with “things”. You can describe virtually any type of device by combine the word Zeug (“thing”) with the actual purpose of the object.

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When you can’t remember what happened last night because you were too wasted, Germans will say you have a “film tear”

Filmriss

It’s important to know your limit so that exactly something like a Filmriss never happens. It’s not remotely pleasant to text your friends the next day in a panic to ask what on earth you’ve been up to.

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Fingerspitzengefühl ("finger-tip feeling"): A fine sense of how to act in delicate situations

Fingerspitzengefühl

The word describes a mixture of empathy, psychological sensitivity, politeness, and eloquence that is needed unless you want to create an awkward atmosphere.

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German words for penis: Fleischpeitsche, Schwengel, Lümmel, Kantholz

Fleischpeitsche

According to studies, the German manhood is rather average when measured in size. However, what Germany lacks in magnitude, it compensates in the sheer amount of words to describe “it”.

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