Dictionary of Weirdness
Spendierhosen: When you are in a generous mood, Germans will sayyou are wearing your “spending pants”

Spendierhosen

The expression is born of a joking idea that generosity is not a matter of character, but of the pants you are wearing and the tailor who created them.

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ß: This letter does not exist in any other language but German. It is even a bit too German for the Swiss, so they never use it ;)

ẞ

Fußball, Weißwurst, Scheiße: ß is seen in some of the most internationally renowned German words out there.

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Stallgeruch: If you receive preferred treatment due to your familiarity with a certain group or environment, Germans will say you have the right “barn smell”

Stallgeruch

The term is rooted in agricultural life, where animals from the same stable carry a distinctive odor. Over time, this concept took on a figurative meaning.

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Staubsauger: "A vacuum cleaner is called a “dust sucker” in German, and without any doubt, that’s an objectively better name."

Staubsauger

Just to get that right out of the way: “vacuum cleaner” is a crappy term, as my new Dyson does not clean vacuums, but carpets. In contrast, the German counterpart Staubsauger scores with perfect simplicity.

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Stinkstiefel: If you are grouchy and spreading bad vibes all the time, Germans will call you a “stinky boot”

Stinkstiefel

Many people think that Germany is a nation of grumpy sourpusses who spend most of their free time demonizing their fate. True “Stinkstiefel”, in other words.

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Stinktier: The German word for skunk literally translates to "stinky animal"

Stinktier

The German language has a strange tendency to use defaming names for certain species. This is also true with this cute but somewhat stinky guy.

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Stuhlgang: The act of having a poop is formally called “chair walk” in German and I’m not really sure if I think that’s beautiful

Stuhlgang

There is that bar in Berlin called Das Klo (“the loo”). Given the name, it’s not hard to imagine what it is: a toilet-themed drinking location where you sit on an actual water closet while enjoying your pilsner.

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sturmfrei (“storm-free”): The state where no parents are at home and kids are free to do whatever they want.

sturmfrei

Sturmfrei is one of these German terms for which dictionaries do not even offer a vague equivalent. It does not only describe a certain state, but a special feeling where you really intend to use this temporary freedom.

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Torschlusspanik: The anxiety of missing out on your goals in family planning because you are too old

Torschlusspanik

it’s mainly the long-time Tinder power users among my friends and colleagues who, at some point in their mid 30s, look a bit dumbfounded.

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Tote Oma: There is a classic East German dish whose name translates to "dead grandma"

Tote Oma

This one is a real GDR classic. It dates back to socialist times when many products were scarce and housewives had to try to put something tasty on the table for their family with the means at hand.

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Trostpflaster ("patch of solace"): A small, usually insignificant compensation for a great disappointment.

Trostpflaster

The term is also frequently used in sports: For example, soccer fans often refer to the entire Europa League as a “Trostpflaster” for clubs that did’t make it to the Champions League. 

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Verschlimmbessern: German has an extra word for “making something worse by trying to improve it,” and I think every language in the world needs something like this!

verschlimmbessern

If you haven’t had an idea of what “verschlimmbessern” means—just think about the introduction of the Video Assistant Referee in soccer that wiped out a lot of the emotions without really making the game any more fair after all.

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Versuchskaninchen: When you are used for an experiment, you are not a "guinea pig" in Germany, but a "test rabbit"

Versuchskaninchen

This term is used quite loosely and frequently in German. For instance, if you try a new recipe on a friend – before you might embarrass yourself in front of your date – he is your Versuchskaninchen.

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Vorglühen: To have some drinks before a party with a few close friends

Vorglühen

“Vorglühen” usually takes place at the home of whoever lives closest to the party. The trick is to get just that tiny bit tipsy without feeling drunk yet.

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Welpenschutz (“puppy protection”): That’s what Germans call the special kind of leniency that newcomers are treated with.

Welpenschutz

It’s the grace period or the leniency shown to someone due to their inexperience, much like how you wouldn’t be mad at a puppy for chewing up your shoe.

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Wirtschaft: You know that a language is awesome when the word for ‘economy’ can also mean ‘pub’

Wirtschaft

Back in the days, when I watched my father reading the Wirtschaftsnachrichten („economy news“), I honestly thought he was trying to get informed about new restaurants in town.

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Wollmaus: A dustball on the floor is called a “woolen mouse” in German

Wollmaus

Germans spend around two and a half hours a week cleaning their homes. That doesn’t quite live up to their reputation as cleanliness fanatics.

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Wonneproppen (roughly: “bliss plug”): That‘s how Germans often refer to a littlechild who is chubbyin a cute way

Wonneproppen

A toddler needs a little bit of puppy fat to really appear adorable. This sparks a feeling in us of wanting to pinch his well-fed cheek and say, “Was für ein Wonneproppen!“

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Zahnfleisch: The German word for gums literally translates to “tooth flesh“

Zahnfleisch

Well, you won’t disagree that this is another one of these words that makes perfect sense if you think about it. It simply describes the fleshy tissue surrounding your teeth. Ergo: tooth flesh.

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Zapfenstreich: That’s what Germans call the time when you are requested to stop all activities and go to sleep.

Zapfenstreich

“Okay young man, one more round of Fortnite, but after that, it’s Zapfenstreich!” That’s a sentence you might hear in some German children’s rooms in the 2020s.

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