Kummerspeck

Kummerspeck ("sorrow bacon"): German has an extra word for “the weight you gain by eating excessively because you are feeling down”

I am sure we have all had our fair share of painful breakups. More often than not, the grief is so strong that it moves from the soul into the body and becomes apparent in the form of drastic weight changes.

Muffensausen

Muffensausen (roughly: "sleeve swishing"): A sudden anxiety that you feel before a challenging situation—like a test, a job interview or a date.

Imagine you have a very promising date—but instead of being full of anticipation, you feel strangely stressed, almost paralyzed. That’s the kind of anxiety that Germans call “Muffensausen”

Muskelkater

Muskelkater: When your body feels all stiff and sore after workout, Germans will say you have a ‘muscle tomcat’

Nearly 12 million Germans belong to a fitness club. Many of them demonstrate an iron German discipline, never leaving the gym until they have completed their third set of selfies.

Eisprung

Eisprung: When a woman ovulates, Germans will say she has her ‘egg jump.’

Non-native-speaking women in Germany should not be surprised when they are asked questions like “when did you have your last egg jump” at the gynecologist.

Mitesser

Mitesser ("eating companion"): That’s what Germans call blackheads. And no, it’s not some kind of slang — it’s the actual word they use!

The term “Mitesser” first appeared in a dictionary at the end of the 17th century. The expression refers to the widespread belief at the time that diseases were mainly due to parasites.

Drehwurm

Drehwurm: When you feel dizzy after riding a carousel, Germans will say you have a ‘spin worm’

Drehwurm may sound like one of these jolly modern neologisms. But, in fact, the word has a serious and somewhat sinister background. There is actually a species that is popularly called Drehwurm – and it’s not a nice one…

Stallgeruch

Stallgeruch: If you receive preferred treatment due to your familiarity with a certain group or environment, Germans will say you have the right “barn smell”

The term is rooted in agricultural life, where animals from the same stable carry a distinctive odor. Over time, this concept took on a figurative meaning.

Bäuerchen

When a baby gives a burp, Germans will say it “does a little farmer”

In Germany, there is only one situation in which there is applause for a burp: when a mother pats her baby on the back—and he properly does his “Bäuerchen”. 

Pariser

Clichés are very unfairly distributed. While the world sees us Germans as rather humourless organizational talents, the fine sense for physical pleasures is mainly attributed to the French.

Bauchpinseln

Bauchpinseln: When you flatter someone to get in their favor, Germans will say you are “belly-brushing” that person

A German proverb says: “Not complaining is enough praise.” We are truly not the masters of lavishing compliments. However, the concept of using feigned compliments as a weapon to win someone’s favor isn’t beyond a German’s reach.