
Schnapsidee
If you ever texted your ex at 3 a.m. after you have just recovered from the breakup, you know that ideas you have under heavy alcohol influence are rarely worth imitating.
If you ever texted your ex at 3 a.m. after you have just recovered from the breakup, you know that ideas you have under heavy alcohol influence are rarely worth imitating.
What does a German actually need to be happy? According to a study from 2020, the job is the most important factor—how could it be any different?
If you haven’t had an idea of what “verschlimmbessern” means—just think about the introduction of the Video Assistant Referee in soccer that wiped out a lot of the emotions without really making the game any more fair after all.
I still get mail once a year from the dental clinic I last visited about 10 years ago. For this doctor’s office, I am a typical Karteileiche today.
For such a precise-sounding term, the word Heimscheißer is remarkably versatile. On the most basic level, it simply describes what it says: a person who prefers to do their number 2’s at home.
Cannonball jump: the diving style that gives chubby people some bragging rights during summer season.
If there was just one German word that should be stripped from all dictionaries rather sooner than later: “Fremdenverkehr” should be the one.
Klugscheißen is a true national sport in Germany. To be honest, it is hard to have a conversation with a German without them correcting you every 10 seconds.
The expression is born of a joking idea that generosity is not a matter of character, but of the pants you are wearing and the tailor who created them.
To many people, Germany is synonymous with diligence and productivity. Yet we don’t work any more than other Europeans—at least when calculated by time.
This blog is a love letter to the curiosities of the German language that give it its poetic and, at times, oddly humorous qualities.
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