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German Is Weird: Crazy Words von Arschkarte bis Zielwasser - from "ass card" to "aiming water"

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Stallgeruch: If you receive preferred treatment due to your familiarity with a certain group or environment, Germans will say you have the right “barn smell”

Stallgeruch

The term is rooted in agricultural life, where animals from the same stable carry a distinctive odor. Over time, this concept took on a figurative meaning.

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If you have a well-paid office job and hardly have to move at work, Germans like to call you an “armchair farter”

Sesselfurzer

About 14,8 million Germans work in offices. That’s more than a third of all Germans who have a job. That’s one of reasons why many Germans already have quite a pronounced backside in their 30s. 

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Gänsefüßchen ("little goose feet"): I‘m pretty sure that‘s the most adorable word for “quotation marks” in any language

Gänsefüßchen

You won’t believe how complex the topic of quotation marks is until you do what I am doing in this very moment: write a text in a language other than your own.

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Nullachtfünfzehn

Germans use this word to describe something that is downright boring due to its plainness and really doesn’t lure anyone out from behind the stove.

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When a baby gives a burp, Germans will say it “does a little farmer”

Bäuerchen

In Germany, there is only one situation in which there is applause for a burp: when a mother pats her baby on the back—and he properly does his “Bäuerchen”. 

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Galgenfrist ("gallow’s deadline): That’s what Germans call a final delay before an unpleasant event. Like an exam, an operation or your mother-in-law’s visit.

Galgenfrist

The word has been around since the 16th century and originally referred to the final reprieve given to a delinquent before his execution…

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Hotel Mama: That’s what Germans call the proverbial place you live when you’ve been enjoying the comforts of staying with your parents for far too long

Hotel Mama

Germans tend to leave home earlier than many of their European neighbors. But despite this head start on independence, the phenomenon of “Hotel Mama” still thrives in Germany.

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Fettnäpfchen: When you make a social faux pas or unintentionally say something embarrassing, Germans will say you “stepped into the grease pot”

Fettnäpfchen

It’s what you might call a classic “Faux pas”. Like when you made that stupid fat joke in front of your overweight colleague. Or when you offered a cigarette to an asthmatic. 

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Zoooologe: The only sensible German word with 4 equal letters in a row. It refers to a specialist for bird eggs (“Oologe”) employed at a zoo.

Zoooologe

I was not able to find any human being who states this monstrosity of a term as a job description on their LinkedIn page. However, zoo oologists are probably not just made up for some spelling fun.

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Scheibenkleister ("pane paste"): That’s what Germans like to shout when „Scheiße“ happens but they try not to be vulgar

Scheibenkleister

These kind of euphemistic mispronunciations are present in other languages as well—just think of English “shoot!” or “sugar!”

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Zapfenstreich: That’s what Germans call the time when you are requested to stop all activities and go to sleep.

Zapfenstreich

“Okay young man, one more round of Fortnite, but after that, it’s Zapfenstreich!” That’s a sentence you might hear in some German children’s rooms in the 2020s.

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Angstschweiß: This word has 8 consonants in a row!

Angstschweiß

The German language is notorious for the insane amount of consonant you can string together. However, there seems to be a consensus that 8 is the maximum.

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Pariser

Clichés are very unfairly distributed. While the world sees us Germans as rather humourless organizational talents, the fine sense for physical pleasures is mainly attributed to the French.

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Arschkarte: When you are in the least fortunate position, Germans will say you have "drawn the ass card"

Arschkarte

The origin of this idiom is not entirely clear. However, many believe that there is a connection to the red card in team sports like soccer.

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Herrgottsbscheißerle (“little god cheater”): An alternative word for Maultaschen (Swabian dumplings)

Herrgottsbscheißerle

Italians have Ravioli, Slavs have Pierogi, Koreans have Dim Sum. And, most importantly, Swabians couldn’t even exist without their Maultaschen.

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Hamsterkauf ("panic buying")

Hamsterkauf

The term goes back to the hamster’s ability to collect vast quantities of supplies in its cheek pouches. Just like the Germans’ ability to stash vast quantities of noodles and toilet paper in their cellars.

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