
Stallgeruch
The term is rooted in agricultural life, where animals from the same stable carry a distinctive odor. Over time, this concept took on a figurative meaning.
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The term is rooted in agricultural life, where animals from the same stable carry a distinctive odor. Over time, this concept took on a figurative meaning.

About 14,8 million Germans work in offices. That’s more than a third of all Germans who have a job. That’s one of reasons why many Germans already have quite a pronounced backside in their 30s.

You won’t believe how complex the topic of quotation marks is until you do what I am doing in this very moment: write a text in a language other than your own.

Germans use this word to describe something that is downright boring due to its plainness and really doesn’t lure anyone out from behind the stove.


The word has been around since the 16th century and originally referred to the final reprieve given to a delinquent before his execution…

Germans tend to leave home earlier than many of their European neighbors. But despite this head start on independence, the phenomenon of “Hotel Mama” still thrives in Germany.

It’s what you might call a classic “Faux pas”. Like when you made that stupid fat joke in front of your overweight colleague. Or when you offered a cigarette to an asthmatic.


These kind of euphemistic mispronunciations are present in other languages as well—just think of English “shoot!” or “sugar!”

“Okay young man, one more round of Fortnite, but after that, it’s Zapfenstreich!” That’s a sentence you might hear in some German children’s rooms in the 2020s.

The German language is notorious for the insane amount of consonant you can string together. However, there seems to be a consensus that 8 is the maximum.


The origin of this idiom is not entirely clear. However, many believe that there is a connection to the red card in team sports like soccer.

Italians have Ravioli, Slavs have Pierogi, Koreans have Dim Sum. And, most importantly, Swabians couldn’t even exist without their Maultaschen.

The term goes back to the hamster’s ability to collect vast quantities of supplies in its cheek pouches. Just like the Germans’ ability to stash vast quantities of noodles and toilet paper in their cellars.
This blog is a love letter to the curiosities of the German language that give it its poetic and, at times, oddly humorous qualities.
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